micdotcom:

Yeah Ben Carson, you may want to think about the context of those years.

gem-warrior-amethyst:

“I think of myself as a woman who wants other women to be bosses and to be strong and to be go-getters.”

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

dragracemetohell:

“Go see local queens” (x)

theinturnetexplorer:

“I saw this guy in south Korea and asked if he knew what his shirt said, he didn’t speak English “

birdmap:

alanturing:

the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series

llamas with hats and chill

cancerously:

mshenchy:

juskysnewbooks:

–Graydon Carter

This story made my night.

I could have sworn this was fake and it’s so real

tastefullyoffensive:

The Right Shirt at the Right Time (via Imgur/Neatorama)

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just-shower-thoughts:

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

officialunitedstates:

When I was in elementary school, Hillary came to our school and did an assembly on early childhood education or something and I remember it being really long and boring sitting there on the concrete floor watching this lady ramble on.  When she was done they took the kids in the first couple of rows and had them stand up so they could shake Hillary’s hand for some reason, and I was in the second row so I had to do it.  She hugged some of the kids and teachers and shook some hands and stuff but when she got to me I was just kinda standing there and then she looked right in my eyes as she let out one of the loudest sneezes my first grade ears had ever heard.  When it was over she wiped her mouth with her hand and then patted me with that hand on my right shoulder.  I’ll never forget the feeling I had deep inside me in that moment.  It was some strange combination of rage, confusion, and disgust and I couldn’t do anything about it because she had already moved down the line.  She never apologized to me and she probably thought I’d forget about it or that I didn’t see her wipe her hand on me, but I still vividly remember that sneeze and wipe to this day.